1. For dressing, mince garlic and let soak with lemon juice and vinegar for 5-10 minutes.
2. Whisk in mayo, dijon, parmesan, and black pepper. Thin with water 1-2 tablespoons at a time until desired consistency is reached. Keep cool until ready to dress.
3. Remove stems/ribs from kale. Massage for 1-2 minutes to soften the leaves gently. They will darken - this is ok. Cut or tear into bite size pieces. THEN RINSE and dry.
4. Toss with vegetarian caesar and garnish with roasted chickpeas. Optional sprinkle of more parmesan.